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Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train??$ X/ J5 e- L, c: O& Z) e2 R5 n
A: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
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Explanation: Or perhaps the train says, “Choo, choo?!?”; y [6 u* X! \9 s4 }& i7 a, o8 B
. w7 O/ X! x, [3 N6 c* vIn most schools gum is not allowed. If a teacher sees you chewing gum he or she will ask you to spit it out (even though there are some researched benefits of chewing gum)./ n6 ]. W) P2 x) l! s; n! D
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Another name for a train is a choo choo and that sounds the same as chew- chew, probably because of the sound of the train whistle.
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3 K# q% G, C9 @/ L! y% v* z) {/ ZThis joke is funny because it plays with the words “choo choo” and “chew, chew.” |
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