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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) & j+ L$ G7 l8 }
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
{! }5 y7 h* {9 |# a$ dCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
3 Q/ T, h( e2 uGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
; W* s& t- s! R' a$ J7 _$ [Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. E! }" ?; k# M3 q' n( `
George: That's what I want to know.
& Z$ g- N8 H/ c# iCondi: That's what I'm telling you. ' D0 P" A) A- G" a
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
2 A# r, V6 Q+ M# ~. n# f- MCondi: Yes. - b+ I' C# I; j# y
George: I mean the fellow's name. ; Z! a, N& p0 @3 v
Condi: Hu.
+ E2 A4 c5 P1 T# T+ QGeorge: The guy in China.
, Z# w6 a. w, B6 o' V) ^$ |Condi: Hu. $ M5 d, O/ U5 V1 T
George: The new leader of China.
; b% o( C, t+ L9 f9 g" zCondi: Hu. 6 B# c# s0 K! c: b5 d e
George: The Chinaman! 9 Q$ ^" E7 Q- {5 b
Condi: Hu is leading China. 0 N" ?8 A0 }7 ~" |/ U9 ]/ q
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? , Q/ ?/ v) h0 l5 e$ w/ j' z0 F" m
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
6 q- l, i5 u2 V5 JGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
; l* O$ }4 R! P# s7 u, RCondi: That's the man's name.
* ] i; I: v5 K- z$ {) lGeorge: That's who's name?
' Q% x7 [' I/ d. {Condi: Yes.
7 ^% ^, G' p( [' @& a4 FGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
* u9 ~- h# o% r5 }5 z" KCondi: Yes, sir. 0 S# ~( u- Y; w9 |4 f
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 5 O9 `- L& j% h4 Q
Condi: That's correct.
5 f# H( r) Q. m7 s) t( }George: Then who is in China? ) X& N! ]( f4 _3 [
Condi: Yes, sir.
+ ^# S9 a+ r) m" `George: Yassir is in China?
6 N" o4 p5 c; f6 u J) x; S* ~& iCondi: No, sir.
& A) ^. A- y5 J$ B9 n, ^' ]George: Then who is?
( R( E, H9 {' b# D0 sCondi: Yes, sir.
* Q+ N$ Y q. P3 [/ SGeorge: Yassir?
; C. v, W% t: ?$ W; W* ~Condi: No, sir. % G N% l) x/ U5 G& d
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
) J" Q* M2 @' oCondi: Kofi? 7 b+ z% l. i+ p+ H K6 O9 H
George: No, thanks.
$ u/ c+ y. ]! l4 e' _Condi: You want Kofi?
( w5 O0 z$ X4 H. { GGeorge: No.
6 I' K# B& ^7 i2 aCondi: You don't want Kofi. , }; |) ]9 d) p
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
' \' H6 v6 `! U. } h! U4 x2 Z U. fCondi: Yes, sir.
) y4 Z/ t: {0 w% JGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 3 n& T( X2 U" y4 e W
Condi: Kofi?
2 @0 c) K6 r v* m4 F' ] xGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
/ R5 }+ ^( Q3 R; ^Condi: And call who?
, G- @* E5 e1 K3 [8 w6 {George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
5 j2 I5 q% N) b" t& m UCondi: Hu is the guy in China. & A6 |/ `( d% M$ `4 o
George: Will you stay out of China?!
# M+ U9 I" H6 E3 o+ r* UCondi: Yes, sir. 8 {2 f/ U. u& g: D% W+ k+ d- E6 g
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. % b3 ~/ ~! j6 }8 S8 A0 ^/ B( e
Condi: Kofi. : h" F: L; p) w; z- z- n+ }! L# V
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 3 ~: f, X) d/ Y/ R: N
(Condi picks up the phone.)
. |/ C m! f; x z2 c! H+ P7 X- ^- hCondi: Rice, here. 5 f5 u- |) Y# t
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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