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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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! R7 p" K; A8 xJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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, ~9 J, _2 u) j# b! XAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”2 N/ d0 C5 h3 i- T# D
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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