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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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6 i( L/ S4 Q* z; s' }: O# j'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ': i: f* X5 f. V. A6 I) [9 W
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '3 N3 m- k% c/ C/ C$ T
# w& A, _. {0 \, C1 Y: A, ?9 v R'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 2 F# Z/ [6 T8 k" M3 M
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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