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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with6 c& ?3 J4 A7 z+ d: M: x
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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q! l8 `8 x& J' m The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
, ?) p& F! _( a: x1 n/ ~& qWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
& K" @# m- ]- ~+ f$ @+ |+ X The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they# C* H" i$ d) A3 U
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
4 k9 \8 m1 G [$ dthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just+ m' a: J3 p, M! J' `7 e' c
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
# f/ n/ i9 L3 p& o1 V; a3 n- Lshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
