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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; q3 U. s+ b4 N# Q8 V5 ^. tMaria: Here it is. . D. E& u Z7 I+ i: J% y* s
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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1 D3 ?1 N' ^9 i& g( m& K! Y tTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( R5 f% f$ M, |! ?& X( |7 K
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 g- q Y; k8 o- n+ X. }
2 I% E, x1 j, g' }7 z2 |2 X/ @2 BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; I; [8 T, x* E, b
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 m# k2 z8 F! {: _& ]Teacher: No, that's wrong 2 K0 W+ c2 ?6 G1 X* u' a9 l
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 {# ?. V6 J- f% y- A3 b. y2 V
- u- w' C" Q! j! R. ]' G Q" gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? j. P3 `2 y# c7 b) f/ ?8 _9 d/ W
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) w* e" `. f4 j' PTeacher: What are you talking about?
1 ^, Q2 R) R! w! k3 WDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , m/ B# r. Y( t ^
Winnie: Me! " n# z# O9 I/ @( ]0 t
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( c/ l' h5 Y5 ~5 d, a% O
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) z0 N- U/ G& ?3 q' b/ _3 P6 }- j
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 c9 @, m2 a/ ^ c. eMillie: I is... 1 r* \( D6 O. t$ m& F$ N& I
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : k) B# Y1 a% K! o7 i
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 ^& z u. ]7 ~0 {. f/ MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! H9 Q- d- n$ y8 s0 F& t0 h
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 w* ]( T3 E8 M$ V- i' }9 ^
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / l' l T6 A9 B" b: J
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 F1 O3 U, _7 X# I" L1 n# S0 K
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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$ G; P2 F+ g- g" PTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ E0 e# D0 a9 Z7 T
Harold: A teacher - S4 r6 b3 ^1 C+ e! H* l
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