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Kids in Church0 ?. G$ Q! B" S' M/ A( ]
$ ^* f% z$ S N6 v, q8 G$ L. J3-year-old Reese :% [5 D% i, @% g' [. Z2 s6 d
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
' t' K x3 u' v( w/ j& tHarold is his name.5 C: h1 Z: D* @! ^* J S3 w ]) n
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:5 B- t2 c/ _3 b5 J' P% o6 m. H
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,5 C; H3 |3 P% P) Z
don't worry about it.- @0 U$ d6 t" D7 i
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother6 f3 A1 ^7 z9 W& g, ]
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
! i- `! |2 q+ @1 J2 J( nin the back seat of the car. His father asked
& m- f. T d: p+ y& s0 K5 `3 zhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
) R( j i( f3 I$ h9 K Uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
! ?8 T0 X0 d4 ^* R8 S% {7 K& U! cus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted$ c ^" e8 Q0 N: q
to stay with you guys."' p) e+ B6 M D2 C3 b- T
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
5 ^* I ~' Z' ]1 N% D( n, \"And forgive us our trash baskets as
+ {5 V( P8 c" _0 V, k& }we forgive those who put trash in our
3 @' S( s/ r( I L' m A; f. Abaskets."4 V/ U7 ]3 P6 K- p
. l! m2 [; w' l/ g# u# pA Sunday school teacher asked her
2 [7 i8 Z% y5 W1 k: f% i, Rchildren as they were on the way to
% ~7 O- K/ v, ^7 y; W+ R; z& \/ mChurch service, "and why is it necessary
+ u& J5 o' i) o: X( c3 p- {to be quiet in Church?"
4 l8 A' {0 x8 u* c* h: @; L7 YOne bright little girl replied,
: l8 E4 K/ J+ D, j"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for1 @# [6 L+ o* @
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
% B5 c8 h* y( r& O$ e8 }; N: j) ~$ dThe boys began to argue over who would
% }: A: {3 D' s: B, z8 Hget the first pancake.4 V: g5 s X% O: b" J5 R C5 K
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
% V; A7 P1 k, O* r1 Omoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He2 I( ~1 J7 u! O
would say, 'Let my brother have the$ U( a; W8 G9 Z) X
first pancake, I can wait' ."
2 B1 d! Q) U# u# X- c1 u2 SKevin turned to his younger brother and6 q$ }/ B2 ~" r2 ?; |
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
; E, g, j3 X" Dwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,: r$ T2 r0 t' J, I; m8 d! E5 y
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
3 Q8 B! [3 O$ V& S# p6 n! awhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 c3 g. S8 z) q" ]% Y: Y) V"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.+ S# T. i* e( ]& X5 W
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
3 O" ~# k: f* |% |$ V0 }* RThe boy thought a moment and then said,. O8 N# X. Y% c! k/ _- j
"Did God throw him back down?"
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3 o9 j8 @) `: S: m; X& rA wife invited some people to dinner.
# s0 a) u4 b" c3 M8 k! {At the table, she turned to their six-year-old% `" W( e! h% }
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
0 o% ^1 B \; S2 S8 A3 iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 g. f5 h8 M7 ^5 mgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.", B4 L& r/ g" B3 J
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
+ Y4 ]6 W4 l: z3 I" |% H' ]and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
{8 G! h0 ` j. Tpeople to dinner?"
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7 s8 G8 N _) U6 ICheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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