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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) * u) A5 \" c: D+ y* l
( @6 v& L! F$ }" YGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
# |5 }4 e! L* g* bCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
1 O$ G% s$ Z9 h$ Z0 V# RGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. * w( p3 y# Q5 n( w# |- O8 o
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 3 o" c8 H% x; f1 N) C$ {
George: That's what I want to know. ; A: @7 X: R1 D0 j9 O8 x
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 0 ]) d* U! S o4 m- p; x5 [
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? + R k+ c! N" M- o) ~# p W9 g g
Condi: Yes. ) a" ?3 U# {! g" U* [ k' b
George: I mean the fellow's name. 7 R+ E' `1 d6 q% U+ b' S, t
Condi: Hu. L1 ?# S ]5 \5 f
George: The guy in China.
! a7 b6 w; r' n. u |Condi: Hu.
% w8 x+ ]5 R8 M% z6 ?7 rGeorge: The new leader of China.
$ f6 [3 t$ J: d* ?' g# }Condi: Hu.
0 u6 v; `# I5 _& z. ]George: The Chinaman! f3 @' q J- G1 p3 l0 C
Condi: Hu is leading China. 5 Q" M2 N" `6 F& R; ?% ]& E$ x
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 8 e+ q* d8 i# ^
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
# E+ R; z( f' ?& ]0 ]George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
! ] q9 q- o( o' FCondi: That's the man's name.
7 }: [+ c5 ?, Y/ ^( \0 Z$ JGeorge: That's who's name?
' f+ u& Q+ M4 [1 d: q( E4 oCondi: Yes.
/ g) v# V6 n: e: }George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
' C- f5 J4 }/ n8 F. ACondi: Yes, sir. % e/ I c3 q7 Q1 O0 I( [' i
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. $ }: n4 M' N) G% O# ~
Condi: That's correct. . Y) [0 Y' B. B; b2 L
George: Then who is in China? 9 j& I0 G, v. E7 o" A) A( O4 E
Condi: Yes, sir. E2 m3 ~% r. |& h6 X+ }
George: Yassir is in China?
; e9 [8 C8 b8 U: h9 i5 tCondi: No, sir. 6 A; O4 u- g3 |& k% M, ^
George: Then who is? % M1 a7 z9 m2 m3 i/ {. o
Condi: Yes, sir. & z, l5 e) r) J& q( X9 P4 {
George: Yassir? 7 a4 [$ @' s8 X* Z
Condi: No, sir.
" D- U! I$ |) q( s* t: pGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
9 E B0 T4 }' s8 QCondi: Kofi?
, T1 P. C& I$ U6 P1 }3 QGeorge: No, thanks.
: [2 p. E: Z2 N3 a+ Y* PCondi: You want Kofi?
$ J9 [8 c5 r2 S4 R* E4 b s% IGeorge: No. . R6 C# E. A- H0 G P: `- k
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
' c& }, p5 G( `; a, {6 |George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. * o/ d7 ?% O+ R. h0 G( ^
Condi: Yes, sir. P& f5 v3 v+ n# m, a+ P
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
: I( B8 D8 i8 J" k* ^Condi: Kofi? % k3 l& b9 O& Q
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ( p+ }' I4 w( |" T( {, ^' b) d
Condi: And call who?
' J* ~4 t' I3 ?2 wGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 8 u. ?8 P0 a- f4 _1 }
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 7 J, q# F3 c5 T# `5 @# S9 p
George: Will you stay out of China?!
1 C4 R5 _0 n+ h/ v- ]% w" ACondi: Yes, sir.
& L+ S. U B3 YGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
: d) K6 a" u J! B* m$ P; ?" sCondi: Kofi. 9 X$ @- M' T7 g0 |2 S' z( X# m
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ( l" D! u/ p7 g0 N0 g
(Condi picks up the phone.)
! _+ L. K7 |, D% c9 GCondi: Rice, here.
6 z. \( b8 k* T7 gGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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