Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
7 b! T4 W' f, t0 f- E8 TA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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6 v" G! Z! i+ S" ], UQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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! O# ^! \* z0 }Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
! v$ q) S# I, _+ m0 E& tA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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- f8 S& U2 }( z. S3 h( s/ LQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
. I1 u4 N# o/ x, k: ^8 n% [A: Their foreheads.
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: z: ?: [1 Z) hQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
5 Y" Z; x  x: H4 y4 G0 b2 x7 WA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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