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( M9 v, a" R0 c+ JTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”2 B8 A+ Z9 o) N1 J H4 z
! k, d/ e' r- x) f' d9 DAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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( }3 f& {$ w7 x2 H: PThe scale says: Sorry, no change today! r/ V f7 _: `- r: h' P4 F/ g2 ~
* p$ ]0 _1 D5 n* M, K[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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