Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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& Q/ g6 k9 D/ _* D THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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0 _/ ^& Y! b" q2 K& I2 ^9 _9 _ "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


1 i/ i( M& q9 Q/ ` I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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. c, K& k9 l0 x! o& V9 T A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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6 a  @4 H" E; r  H; P4 a6 V8 i- v "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


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6 V& y/ S$ P+ T% z( B5 Y( ^$ `! O4 j THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE..

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.


THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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+ y" G4 z6 T7 k3 k, ]0 h THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~