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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
. b$ ~9 k) y1 U! ~7 WUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.$ z  v4 h6 A3 E) R; I
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's+ D& w8 {5 E' l  O. _
family was invited over to see the baby. ' z2 J0 {) h4 w$ }
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk& `  o% g3 ~0 l0 t5 K$ A
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.+ E$ w0 x/ @5 L
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything . u5 V: J/ S' o; U% V
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
" m" q7 u" @7 z5 Y( Kwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
2 ?2 d( _/ k/ n7 O# rLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
' u% P& ?7 g% D: jWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
% Y/ k$ F# N4 m7 r3 xbaby.'1 a9 Q$ p( d! ]/ [7 A
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 6 v4 ?( Y1 i7 Q2 U& s7 X5 l
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
1 e/ t" ]/ Z, K9 flittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
5 K( ^) W" J3 q6 \he see?'3 L. {) G/ ^7 D; N; q
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said8 j! @0 M' L6 q0 ]& C( X: {! Z
he has 20/20 vision.'( A8 S0 _& m2 n

, e- X# S+ I2 ~2 _" v) m/ _) R'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
7 n) X2 c. P/ n$ a- Y8 sneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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