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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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+ _) B; I/ v# e; mThe Man Song
& z7 M/ G m# N* \1 J6 ]/ v by Sean Morey % ]- W* H% O4 h! F; e" F0 B8 `3 a
; }6 l7 ~% k, x- v1 c2 D0 S: NI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.8 c0 z- e3 v8 @2 f/ s* ]; c0 N
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
% j: j; j+ u7 O s* a- M5 t'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
+ {2 j$ b- p0 Z. D! e" I/ n8 A. u4 AI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.# ~8 ?( t" }9 M$ S
1 x( W2 @, W# f" [What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
0 s! d6 w" ^1 R L( T2 w) e, U8 xAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.9 G" b- [7 i5 @ S6 N' ]
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.5 K' E3 |! x! ]
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.+ o4 v# Y, R6 H, K
+ v5 ~4 z% B: p0 Y* DAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
. \) b6 T! L$ N: @- K'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
8 V, k! U n) I1 @+ \: wAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. X% |( V5 s5 C0 d2 m, q3 Q" R
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.# [' N8 r' [: t' s7 ?
2 C* K* T- ?; HAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.0 l+ B0 f2 I/ k4 [. n- n" L2 v
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.% z0 F, n9 u, c- m/ L7 G
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
: U' Q4 @1 R0 R7 ~Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! + D. ]0 h- Z4 C5 Z4 N l& d! ` `* [
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