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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. % f4 a( b; e9 ~" C4 ^
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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1 Q/ p+ {$ Y, @7 sOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl& u2 s9 e/ H5 `% d; E7 s
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,1 ^8 g2 i' j P' Y
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never* X6 N$ X, Z. ^& M8 }
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
( V9 v( I2 r1 a+ Tget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
. M8 X6 T6 c4 X5 b7 e7 zall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched6 Q, [& U4 y" a5 v
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
" |. F% D1 K- ?; a @: i8 Fhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in L8 d! a- v2 j3 r, J' F
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.+ l4 z9 T3 h. u% j! Z- ^9 V. p
$ h4 a: Q4 g, u/ _Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!8 u, Z, |3 p* |# a* R( @
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